Nipple to Breast Ratio (N.B.R.)

The ratio the areola to breast, in which the breast will be judged upon.

Jenny had bad N.B.R. because her nipples were the size of dinner plates.

by JoeVandal September 8, 2003

P.B.R. Shelley

n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.

Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."

David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"

Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."

by I have to goddammit I'm a poet December 15, 2008

L.M.B.R

The title of the most Decorated blunt roller in your crew. Acronym for Lord Master Blunt Roller.

There can only be one L.M.B.R

by BearssFan August 5, 2010

P.B.R.

Pabst-Blue-Ribbon.

I love P.B.R.

by erbaj August 12, 2008

E.B.R.

Eat. Beat. Repeat. Generally referring to a man eating a woman’s pussy, then fucking said pussy, then alternating between eating and fucking until one or both partners cum (hopefully multiple times!).

I love to E.B.R. my girlfriend’s pussy…it’s definitely my favorite way to fuck!

by txmercury June 10, 2021

s m o k y b r o w n

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)

That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.

by terror the retard August 21, 2017

B.B.R

Broken beyond repair

Customer- Hey man, I need your help. (puts his broken computer on the technician's workdesk)

Computer Technician- What seems to be the problem with your system today?

Customer- My system wont turn on.

Computer- Technician- (looks carefully at the broken laptop and finds out that all of the circuit boards are fried) Uh oh.

Customer- What's the problem with my computer?

Computer Technician- I hate to break it to you but, your system is a B.B.R.

Customer- What does that mean?

Computer Technician- It means Broken Beyond Repair.

Customer- Ah, shit.

by allmar January 28, 2014