when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.
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Get the alarse mug.She is literally the best . You can trust her with anything she will never tell a soul. She is so beautiful but acts like she isn't and she neeeeeeeeeeeeds to take pictures of herself. She will be their for you in your best and hardest times . She will love you unconditionally and always support your decisions. She laughs with you never at you. Only her best friends will see her crazy side even though she may act shy at first. She is caring and oh so helpful. I love my Azaria so much you should get one too.
Azaria: why are you laughing
sk: idek lmaooo
Azaria: lol
sk: ew I hate lol
and
sk:"burps"
Azaria : that's a good one
sk: ik thx
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Azaria: lol
sk: ew I hate lol
and
sk:"burps"
Azaria : that's a good one
sk: ik thx
by xoxo desi girl January 11, 2019
Get the Azaria mug.Akin to Drakes equation a similar pursuit is offered to guesstimate the TIME in generations a population of enlightened beings gain enough knowledge to understand their origins and purpose in life and thus begin to end the days of FAITH on earth.
First a review of Drakes equation used to guesstimate the possibility of advanced entities in our known galaxy of the Milky way which encompasses 300 Billion stars akin to our Sun.
THUS, gods equation is proposed for an infinite entity as humans as children of god given the gift of life on earth in order to master its domain in the realm of FAITH for its inherent aspect produces a drive towards infinity as ignorance is bliss YET pursuit of knowledge a rewarding gift.
The System is changing with each addition of deeds performed by each generation and a time will evolve whereby the system is ready to be TESTED. for that which is given much-much is expected.
First a review of Drakes equation used to guesstimate the possibility of advanced entities in our known galaxy of the Milky way which encompasses 300 Billion stars akin to our Sun.
THUS, gods equation is proposed for an infinite entity as humans as children of god given the gift of life on earth in order to master its domain in the realm of FAITH for its inherent aspect produces a drive towards infinity as ignorance is bliss YET pursuit of knowledge a rewarding gift.
The System is changing with each addition of deeds performed by each generation and a time will evolve whereby the system is ready to be TESTED. for that which is given much-much is expected.
I understand Drakes equation is used to find advanced entities of the universe but this Azar equation implies a moment in Time for our own race to perform certain tasks and state of existence as described in holy books or hearts of mankind before such communication is given with the universe let alone the spirit world of god.
Azar Equation = gods equation
Azar Equation = gods equation
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He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.
Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly
He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.
Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly
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