False Awakening

A vivid or convincing dream about awakening from sleep, when in reality you're still sleeping

Jimmy had a false awakening because he had a dream in which he thought he woke up.

by WasserFeuer January 20, 2015

awoieht

Interjection, generally used when nothing else fits.

a: And then I slept with your daughter.
b: AWOIEHT?

by kwkk October 19, 2003

Awake Message

A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".

usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.

EDI: "dude, i'm horny and all I can see here is guys".

Vlad: "Try sending some 'Awake messages'.."

by blackpinky March 2, 2009

Aloke

The epitome of all that is good.

That was so Aloke.
That game was so Aloke!!!!

by Simon Jefferson January 27, 2006

Awomen

A time democrats admitted there are only two genders.

Amen and Awomen. I said that because i’m okay with disrespecting people’s religion but made myself look like a hypocrite in the process ha.

by staysaltysnowflakes January 5, 2021

Awkers

Awkward, abbreviated form that sounds cuter :p

Paul: I think you're a sexy mofo.
George: Uhm.. wow. That's awkers.

by pokexdiversity October 18, 2008

Artificially Awake

When one is extremely tired but must stay awake for one reason or another. In order to do so, they ingest a lot of chemicals (Red Bull, coffee, Mountain Dew, ect.) to keep going.

I am running on a little sleep and a lot of chemicals.  I'm 9 hours, a venti latte and 2 gigantic red bulls into a 14 hour work day; at this point, I am only artificially awake!

by Duke Rude July 29, 2009