Athenaphobia

Fear of the fear caused by existential thinking.

Bob: Hey, did you hear about Ken?
Ralph: No, what?
Bob: He had to go to the hospital for a panic attack. Turns out he has athenaphobia.

by Jameyers December 26, 2013

Science-Athetard

A big-A asshole atheist who believes any of the following: that “science” is necessarily opposed to “religion” or religion to scientific discovery; that a theory of change in the physical world (evolution) somehow logically implies that there is ‘no room for God’; that “science rules” even though can kill people; that “science” can solve all moral problems; that we can run society like a science experiment changing all our beliefs on the spot like scientists do about peer reviewed theory with p-values; that “God” is the product of gaps in our scientific knowledge not a recognition and community of right living; that the only thing stunting science is religion; that it isn’t somehow fucked-up to think of the science-religion nexus of _centuries_ ago as representative of today

science-athetards: “Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.” “Praying doesn’t get you to the moon.” “No answers, therefore God.” “We don’t need god to explain the universe.”

Daaamn. Go away you self-deceived science athetard. “Science” built the planes and showed how to do maximal damage during attacks. Theists created and funded the space program. Swimming doesn’t get you to the moon either - just another science-athetard non sequitur!

If you don’t like praying, don’t do it – who asked the science athetard, anyway?

Why do science athetards overlook climate denial, secular anti-vaccine hysteria, and the corporate assault on nutrition science and regulation?

Tell the science athetard that god keeps us at home in the universe and shows what is important and what is not. "Science without Religion Is Lame, Religion without Science Is Blind"

by UrbanTwo September 28, 2012

Athena Faris

How do you know this many pornstars? And why do you know this one, she does step sister. And don’t ask how I know that. Well besides that, Athena Faris is a pornstar. Athena Faris is 23 years old at the time I’m writing this, born on January 15 1997, Sacramento, California. she is known for acting as a step sister in her films.

Dude, have you seen Athena Faris’s new video it’s so good you have to watch it.

by The Man who does things October 26, 2020

Lumi athena

Is a super cutie pootie who makes really good musik and is really cool

"Omg have you heard lumi Athena new song is super good"

by I'm TAE September 4, 2023

Athena

In the cycling world, a larger-than-average female rider is often referred to as an "Athena." Most likely called so because the greek goddess being referenced was often portrayed as a strong, larger than life kind of woman. Some women see it as an insult, others take it as a compliment. The jury is still out on its connotation.

That Athena passed me on the climb like I was standing still!

by The Bike Ninja August 6, 2011

Athean

An atheist who also has beliefs that are completely foreign to another person - like an alien

You're an athean if you think that everything came from nothing

by jaycount May 10, 2015

athenassdamelio

A fanpage who notices all of her friends!

“Follow athenassdamelio on tiktok”

“Who is athenassdamelio?”

“A fanpage of charli on tiktok”

by Apersonwhoisnobody November 1, 2021