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awaken

To become aware of what is really true or real. Often referred to in connection to the Conscious Revolution.
Now is the time to awaken and remember who you really are.

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by Working2OpenUrMind&Heart February 2, 2014
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Ataberk

An Ataberk is demanding, aggressive and may take advantage of opportunities presented to them. Ataberk is usually intoxicated, although will deny it. Ataberk's rarely sleep and girls will find him attractive.
His extirior is nicer than his interior.
"That guy is such an Ataberk"
by Amdm September 7, 2015
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atakan

i love my atakan
by AmazingTinkerbell February 4, 2010
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Rude Awakening

When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth
I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am
by Crapcrab October 22, 2016
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Atared

A beautiful girl, but will not believe you if you tell her. She's the coolest person you will ever meet.
Atared is great!
by xxa June 21, 2011
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Great Awakening

The harsh reality that hits an Applehead, Machead, iFool, or other Apple fan like a ton of bricks the moment he or she realizes that their iPod, iPad, iPhone, or Mac computer is not the crash-proof and bullet-proof wonder device that Steve Jobs and his overhyping media make it out to be.

This is usually brought on the very first time that a Mac computer freezes up, crashes, and needs to be restarted (usually causing the user to lose a lot of unsaved documents), or an iPod, iPhone, or iTunes software locks up or otherwise malfunctions.
Leaira: Did you hear what happened to Brittany?
Jordan: No, what happened to her?
Leaira: Well, she just experienced the Great Awakening.
Jordan: Oh really!? Her iPod quit working?
Leaira: It sure did! She picked it up and tried to listen to her music, and it just gave her an Apple logo and wouldn't do anything else. That's not all -- her MacBook froze up and crashed last week, and she can't get it to boot up anymore.
Jordan: Wow! That's too funny! So much for Crapple products being crash-proof and bullet-proof! What is she gonna do?
Leaira: She's had it with Steve Jobs, his lies, his media overhyping, and outragrous prices. She says she's going to take a sledgehammer to all her Crapple junk, throw it in the iGarbage can, and buy some good products.
Jordan: Oh, that's cool! What is she gonna get?
Leaira: She just bought a Windows 7 64-bit laptop the other day. She loves it! It works a lot better than her Macintrash ever did. And at half the price!
Jordan: Awesome! I think I'll get one too. What about her music player?
Leaira: We're going shopping today. She's just gonna get a basic MP3 player like mine. I love mine, and it only cost $50. It works directly with Windows with no iTunes or anything. I just drag and drop my MP3 files thru Windows. And it's a lot easier to use than her iPod ever was.
Jordan: That's awesome! Glad to hear she's finally kicking Crapple to the curb!
by Jordan_17 August 26, 2011
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False Awakening

A vivid or convincing dream about awakening from sleep, when in reality you're still sleeping
Jimmy had a false awakening because he had a dream in which he thought he woke up.
by WasserFeuer January 20, 2015
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