asphalt

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2008

AsphaltChicken

An AsphaltChicken is the most dangerous enemy to encounter in most games.
Since HL1DM, cs 0.1beta and TFC...every gamer around the world is beware of that of tha special player...

noob: "hey..the chicken is cheating..nobody can be that good, quick and impossible to overrule!"

AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"

by AsphaltChicken February 24, 2005

asphalt queen

A girl who doesn't stay in one place for long

They won't last longs she's an asphalt queen

by Zara maley June 15, 2016

Asphalty

When someone is concrete or serious as fuck with a answer it is Asphalty

That hoe was ugly . Put that on my moms I'm Asphalty

by A crew of blacks May 23, 2016

asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016

Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017

Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020