asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Asscelerate

What the turtle driver in front of you does once you are able to pass him.

That dude was going 30 on the solid line; when we hit the 4-lane you can bet he's going to asscelerate.

by Badmeeker December 9, 2009

Asscerbate

Verb, the act of masturbating ones ass.

Man it sucked when my room mate walked in on me asscerbating. Asscerbate.

by Afjordi July 2, 2012

Assne

Acne that appears on your asscheek or in the crevice of your cheek. It is a real pain in the ass, and it is very cheeky.

Guy 1: Man Assne is a real pain in the ass.
Guy 2: Tell me about it bro.

by ManlyMan07 November 16, 2018

Assnesia

Assnesia; when you get on your phone to do something important. And end up looking at porn for so long that you've forgotten what you were going to look up in the first place.

I was going to look up the firing order of my engine but I ended up looking at porn all day instead and by the time I was done I had assnesia and forgot what I was trying to find out.

by Diklikin January 12, 2019

Assne

Acne that appears on the crevice of your ass cheek. It can be a real pain in the ass.

You get it from a Clevland Steamer

Man for real, Assne is a pain in the ass, dead ass bro.

by Manlyman08 January 23, 2019

assccess

Refers to the state of someone's permitting you to touch his/her posterior.

Tiffany usually allows me unrestricted assccess to her juicy "real estate"; she just asks that I remember to always warm my hands first.

by QuacksO March 9, 2019