administrative assistant

A modern day name for a "secretary".

Jane: "What does she do?"

Barry: "She's an administrative assistant."

Jane: "Oh."

by Jonas the great October 1, 2010

The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 25, 2009

Assistant Principal

The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.

Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!

by 4:31Time April 23, 2020

executive assistant

1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"

1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.

by your significant other January 26, 2007

google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please

Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant

by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018

PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.

He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!

by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016

Samsung assistant

shes a hot sexy milf😩😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😈 she can make the bed jump so high there would be some creamy🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

samsung assistant was with me last night

by eekalana June 2, 2021