Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)
"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.
by Abby & Tori December 10, 2007
Get the Cunt Ass Howler Monkey mug.

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!
by xturkeysx April 03, 2010
Get the Cunt Ass Howler Monkey mug.

ass raping monkey farmer

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.
'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'
by Insignia1986 March 30, 2007
Get the ass raping monkey farmer mug.

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

-or-

"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
Get the ass-faced monkey raper mug.

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 04, 2009
Get the Ass Turd Monkey Fucker mug.

Monkey ass fart

When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it
by Derb27 November 19, 2021
Get the Monkey ass fart mug.

monkey ass nigga

Shady dude to the unth degree. Unreliable and fake . Usually lame having no street credit but puts on a front like he's hard. A petty, selfish buzzkill with house nigga genes.
Only a monkey ass nigga would report for jury and make the cut.
by bad_uncle February 25, 2015
Get the monkey ass nigga mug.