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asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!
by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021
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Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey
by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023
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Asphalt Xtreme

Rally Based Arcade Game In The Asphalt Franchise. Shutdown In 30th September 2021. Released In 2016.
by Erikons777 November 5, 2021
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Asphalt People

A person that resembles the color of asphalt (Black people)
"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
by CrystalTheCat August 20, 2024
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Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.
Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.
by Tattimus November 12, 2017
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Asphalt 8 Airborne

Asphalt 8 Airborne is less pay to win the Asphalt 9 Legends
by Asphalt 8 Airborne November 26, 2022
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