Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023

Rally Based Arcade Game In The Asphalt Franchise. Shutdown In 30th September 2021. Released In 2016.
by Erikons777 November 5, 2021

"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
by CrystalTheCat August 20, 2024

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.
by Tattimus November 12, 2017

by Asphalt 8 Airborne November 26, 2022
