Asparagus

( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.

Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'

by YoucancallmeFloyd January 4, 2009

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Asperragus

When the Dark Lord Snape has to officially explain as to exactly why his blatant cannibalism has quintessentially speaking here lead him to so violently eating autistic children, practically a ravaging through his cupboards all just like his puppets

TheDarkLordSnape: ASPERRAGUS!!!

TheDarkKnightBruce: *THE CLEAN SLATE*

THEDARKLORDSNAPE "ASPERRAGUS!!!!!!!"*

TheDarkKnightBruceWayne: JUST *CLEAN,* SLADE

TheDarkLordSnape "ASPERGILLVS"!!!

The Aspergeraragus has so officially now for quite the fucking spoken..."AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" (~ Eddie Murphy the Donkey); The Great Mister Professor Doctor Sir Aloysius Snuffleupagus

by AutismBlaggleTeam May 8, 2020

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Asparagus Green

Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.

I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.

by Constance &hearts; January 21, 2009

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asparagus dick

What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.

I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.

by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011

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asparagus booth

The asparagus booth is the toilet or urinal stall whose previous user has recently urinated following a healthy portion of asparagus.

Archaic: A mythical architectural feature in the castles of old Europe in which small chambers accessible from the dining hall permitted nobles to luxuriate in the intoxicating aphrodisiac of the asparagus flowers wafting from their urine pots.

Awww man, I totally got the asparagus booth in there. That urinal was a veritable detective's steam grate of asparagus fumes.

by K P Cogs November 19, 2013

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