Armadillo phone call

Prank call someone pretending to be an aroused armadillo

Oh my god Tommy totally did a armadillo phone call on me last night, it was hot !

by Joe Swanson 93 November 8, 2010

Pink Fairy Armadillo

An awesome kind of armadillo that lives in argentina and they have wings, are pink, and are the smallest armadillo specie!

A pink fairy armadillo raped Fidel Castro. Twice

by Kasheck April 30, 2008

The armadillo’s cool side of the pillow

This phrase is used to describe something or someone that is unbelievably cool and unique.

Person 1: Damn, that party last night was insane.
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally the armadillo’s cool side of the pillow.

by Adn November 21, 2019

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023

Stanky armadillo

To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs

Aye Paulie u tryna stanky armadillo down creek hill tonight

by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018