April

She is hot attractive and lovable she is the most popular girl in school and every guy likes her she is genuinely an amazing person and hates it whenever some calls her may June July or any other MONTH and she also hates it when people ask why she isn't born in April

William: dude that's April you should go ask her out
Jeramy: ok I know exactly what to ask her

William: she hates it when you ask her why her names April or why she isn't born in April and also don't call her any other month
Jeramy: wow you know a lot about her

William: well I searched her up on urban dictionary
April is so nice and pretty.
by Lily pines April 09, 2020
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April's are one of the most gorgeous women out there when she laughs it'll make your day and when she cries it'll make you want to help her as much as possible. April is also the greatest girlfriend anybody can find, they are very serious about their relationship and will take lots of time into it. Most April's are Irish or Italian and most April's are Latinas, April's are bi-lingual, they can speak Italian, Spanish, Japanese, and much more. Most April's are also very flat, they have no ass and it seems they have no breasts but trust me, they do, most of there ass's grow when there 16 or 17 but never say anything you'll regret, they'll remember every single word you said to them and make it come back to you in the future. but other than that, April's are harmless and every April should be a model when there 16 and 17.
"Oh- Who's that?"
"Hm? Oh, that's April. She's gorgeous, isn't she?
"Yeah, but she doesn't have an ass."
"Don't say that dude! Just wait for nature to do its course. it'll come, and it'll come in hard."
by Andrei Corbett December 06, 2020
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April

Someone who is really good at animal noises and can bowl really good.
Dang I need an April!!
by Alparlow December 25, 2019
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The April i know is stubborn, annoying and really, really short. But she is an awesome friend and she sticks up for you when she's not being bitchy. She is actually hilarious and we all love her so, so much.
Person 1 "Who's that midget who's having 5 zooper doopers and is going mental?"
Person 2 "oh her? thats just april. :)"
by Rose821 June 07, 2023
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A name given to a girl while her mother is to doped up on pain pills to think of a more creative/and or original name to give her child. And no, switching the "i" with a "y" in April does NOT make it any better. As for personality, how the hell should I know? You can't judge the personality of a person soley based on their name.
Boy: Hey! What's your name?
April: Hi, my names April.
Boy: (about to ask the most overasked/stupid question ever) Oh! So were you born in April too? *jokingly*
April:... *shuffles awkwardly*
Boy:... *blink* Oh my God you were! Hahahahahahaha!!
April: SHUT UP! My mom thought it was clever at the time! *runs off in shame*
by DW<3SW&TAOTLC July 27, 2011
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A girl who is sometimes sweet but cold hearted at the same time . Has her good and BAD moments and is a big follower
Kim:she just copied my user name
Josh: she must be an April
by Dysfunctionalatheart February 06, 2015
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The most amazing month ever in which only the coolest people in the world are born in.
April is the coolest month of all.
by mband21 March 23, 2009
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