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apocalypse rising

Once one of the most popular games on Roblox, Apoc is an online multiplayer pvp zombie survival game. The game has since been abandoned by its developers, Gusmanak and ZolarKeth. The community mostly consists of hackers and other incredibly toxic players nowadays.
by jmanx360 December 23, 2019
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apocatastasis

A restoration to the original condition. A name given to the theological belief that a time will come when all free creatures will share in the grace of salvation, even the devils and lost souls. According to this dogma, the reason hell exists is to separate good from evil in the soul. It is therefore not an eternal punishment, but an amelioration. A time will come when all evil shall cease to be, since it has no existence of its own apart from the free will.
"When I started going to church again, my acne cleared up."

"You're experiencing apocatastasis."
by the migster August 29, 2005
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Apoceclipse

The time of deep preparation and chaos for those who unfortunately live in the "path of totality " Of the great eclipse. Their town is swarmed with science nerds who interrupt the daily schedules and ability to get to work and buy items that are needed from the grocery store.
I was 30 minutes late to work today because of the apoceclipse.
by Supergirl 83 August 18, 2017
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apocalyptic fail

An even bigger failure than an epic fail; One that will trigger global destruction if allowed to continue.
Windows Vista. Big enough of an apocalyptic fail for you?
by Man-Machine June 25, 2008
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Apocagelypse

The Apocagelypse is the ultimate weapon of the Nicholas Cage fandom and it started on April 1st 2013.

It was the day upon which the glorious visage of our Lord and Savior Nicholas Cage miraculously appeared on images across Tumblr, as though photoshopped from on high by the great Cage himself.

Everything will be Nic Cage.

Nic Cage is everywhere.

He is us.
Tumblrian 1: why is my dash full of nic cage

Tumblrian 2: the apocagelypse has started. join us.
by nic cage, duh April 1, 2013
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apocalypshit

A shit so rank and so stank, it damn near ends worlds.
*The day after a flat of Dos Equis and too much Taco Bell*
07:00 - Wake up for work, the farts begin.
07:30 to 08:00 - Wishing you had an M-40 gas mask in your car.
09:37 - Sitting alone in the office, co-workers keeping away. Tremors begin.
10:18 - Almost getting fired for letting one rip in the boss's office.
10:58 - Unable to contain, waddling to the nearest restroom.
10:59 - Containment breached! CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!
11:13 - Searching for toilet paper, still wishing you had an M-40.
11:15 - Teary eyed, swollen anus hole, waddles out of restroom to find unconscious co-workers.
11:31 - HazMat Team arrives on scene. Curious, uneasy.
12:02 - Recovery team moves all afflicted to the safe zone.
12:27 - Containment of ground zero.
12:42 - Decontamination process commencing.
13:13 - Co-workers begin to stir, symptoms of confusion, burnt out olfactory nerves.
23:12 - Decontamination process complete, 65% loss of paint on the walls. All survivors to be further monitored for PTS.
23:59 - Apocalypshit contained... for now.
by BombBrewer November 8, 2013
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Fombie Apocalypse

A Fombie Apocalypse is the imaginary Zombie Apocalypse in which air-soft weapons have the potential to kill a zombie.
Dude, you aren't looking to good for the Fombie Apocalypse, you only have 100 BBs left.
by Ardieman April 28, 2011
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