Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 22, 2022

very good at antiques

Gay. Homosexual.

As coined by Baroness Knight.

Graham Norton is very good at antiques.

by adabrady June 05, 2013

Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.

I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.

by Colombianantique March 18, 2024

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 21, 2020

Neo-antique

an collectible objects in 22nd century are made in 21st century than antique in 1900s.

An Neo-antique 500 year old Chevrolet tahoe vehicle was made in 2001 appeared in halo series

by Diaz0410 February 05, 2022

antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

by Mrfieldhouse November 09, 2021

Antiquing

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued

Bro, what the fuck? Why are you antiquing me?

by 149214921492 March 13, 2020