ANTIQUING

antiquing ..... sex with someone over 50

I'll apply a faux finish that's just a little distressed, and then we can go out antiquing!

by Thessalonia June 6, 2017

Antiquated humour

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones

After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour

by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022

Neo-antique

an collectible objects in 22nd century are made in 21st century than antique in 1900s.

An Neo-antique 500 year old Chevrolet tahoe vehicle was made in 2001 appeared in halo series

by Diaz0410 February 5, 2022

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

Antique

The name of the ghost club’s (domenic dunegan)third song. With a length time of 3:53

STREAM ANTIQUE BY THE GHOST CLUB

by ghost._.b0i May 22, 2019

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.

30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.

by Bam068 June 3, 2023