Anteater Hug

If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked

Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.

by Doddged October 19, 2022

Anteating

Sticking your tongue into a man's urethra for sexual pleasure

Toby can't wait to go on a trip with his mates so he can start Anteating

by Barramundi13 January 21, 2022

anteater

uncircumcised penis that slops; excessive foreskin that slopes and become narrow at the opening ; dick looks like an anteater snout

I see you got the anteater out. Make sure you peel back the anteater and clean inside of there before you I put it in my mouth.

by BCakez March 16, 2022

National Anteater Hate Day

The day where we burn, torment, and patronize the hell spawns called anteaters

“Hey dude its National Anteater Hate Day! Lets go burn some fuckers!”

by Ratacey March 12, 2021

Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

by deaustin February 18, 2025

Swedish Anteater

The act of slipping your penis into your friends drink when he leaves it unattended

Filip pulled a Swedish Anteater on Ryan's drink while he was away

by Bigboiii69 February 27, 2025

Anteater

The worst animal to ever exist. The antichrist on earth. Fuck anteaters.

I fucking hate anteaters, with there stupid ahh noses and there sticky ahh 60cm long tongues. Like who the fuck needs 60cm of tounge? Greedy fucking anteaters taking all of the tongue for themselves. And they always look so happy, eating there stupid fucking ants, i could go to a 3 michelin star restaurant and still not be as happy as an anteater with its stupid fucking ants. I hope they go extinct real soon, the sight of an anteater makes me fucking sick.

by casual_moth November 27, 2023