anger issues

1) a problem one has controlling his/her temper over trite and trivial concerns, usually resulting in broken walls and furniture as well as lots of swearing
2) physically assaulting someone for TKing you while playing Halo
3) threatening the well-being of said TKer for laughing about it

*angry Kevin gets TKed by Andy*
*Andy Laughs*
Kevin: what the fuck are laughing about, it's not fucking funny!
*Kevin hits TKer*
Kevin: don't fu cking do that again, or i will fuck your day up!

by K-Debit April 8, 2004

Angery raccoon

Stick your finger in a butthole, yell their name. They turn around draw circles around their eyes with the feces that is on your finger. They run out of the house and knock the trash can over.

I was with a girl last night did the angery raccoon. I haven't seen her since.

by Coeus_Press July 6, 2016

don't look back in anger

A timeless classic by oasis, a masterpiece which is considered by many to be among the greatest songs of all time

So sally can wait she knows its too late as she's walking by. and soooo sides await...but don't look back in anger i heard you say!

by wonderwallxpress August 10, 2006

Anger Fuck

Rough but consensual sex between individuals who despise one another. Occurs usually in a scenario where a physical fight would normally take place, substituting bruised fists with bruised sexual organs.

Jen has been the biggest bitch I have ever known since the day I stepped into the office. I guess the hatred added to my attraction though since that cunt is white hot. Before we knew it our argument last night turned into a sweaty anger fuck on her desk.

by The Amazing AO January 28, 2009

fat anger

When a fat person is constantly angry as a way to seek revenge for their obeseity. Often the anger is directed at skinny people and the anger level increases around feeding time.

-What is her problem. She was angery at everybody for no reason.
-It wasn't you, she just has fat anger.
-That would explain it.

by boatguy January 24, 2009

angerwank

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.

"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"

by rodgerzzz January 23, 2008

Anger Porn

Content produced that is used solely for the purpose of intentionally getting yourself mad.

Different from a troll as this is self inflicted

Asshole 1: "Did you see the new Ghostbusters movie?"

Asshole 2: "Nah, I'm not going to subject myself to that anger porn

by Arbiter of Reality August 13, 2016