angle fer dangle

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are visible through either one or both of his pant legs. This phenomenon usually occurs in the event that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.

-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now

Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

by the next year kid December 2, 2011

Michael Angelo Torres

Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.

Watch the t.v. shows or movies. Michael Angelo Torres is legit.

by T-Dirrrty™ September 14, 2009

myspace angles

Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.

It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.

"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"

by cyberpimp July 11, 2006

anglebanger

A woman whose maximum sexual attractiveness is achieved by viewing at odd angles, which occur neither directly from the front nor the behind. This rare phenomenon -- where present -- most often occurs at 4 o'clock and 8 o'clock, where 12 o'clock is directly facing the front.

Broseidon: Whoa, bro! Check out that betty over there.

Brosef: Nice call, bro! I'd totally hit that ... <woman turns to face front> ... oooh, or not. Harshness.

Broseidon: Agreed. Total anglebanger, bro.

by von dildus May 20, 2010

Nico di Angelo

An adorable gay bean of death.

Stay away from his happy meals.

Nico di Angelo: “you’re not my type”

by Emily Goldstein October 16, 2020

anglet

the little plastic wrapping at the end of shoe laces.

Don't ask me how I know what an anglet is.

by God Jesus January 14, 2007

Ovary Angle

The angle at which you can see right up a woman's skirt, all the way down her hole.

That hot chick on that moped had all the guys on the street positioned at her ovary angle

by niveartline January 30, 2009