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Alpine Skiing

These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.
A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!

B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?

A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.
by jski13 January 13, 2012
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alrite

When a guy thinks that a girl is hot or pretty but just doesn't want to say it so he looks "cool" He likes her he just doesn't want everyone to know..
Do you like Ashley?

Jeff:She's alrite




But what Jeff really means is that he thinks Ashley's hot and he likes her
by Ashley January 14, 2004
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William Allitt

The William Allitt School is the definition of hell. You will find that grass is growing on the rooftops and that the roofs are leaking due to excess water being on the roof but no drainage systems. On most days you will find that they lock the girls’ and boys’ bathrooms so you have to piss yourself. They exclude only one person if been in a fight when it takes two to tango. The headteacher does nothing at all apart from sit in her office all day. All in all Never come to allitt, its a shithole!!
Don't come to William Allitt it will ruin your education!
by Yayy!! December 20, 2018
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alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
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Albiter

An uncommon last name. Very charming, beautiful and intelligent people. They're hard to come by, if you find one keep them! They don't know how romantic and heartwarming they are. You'll fall in love with them right away.
Do you know Jane?
-Which Jane?
Jane Albiter
-OMG I LOVE HER!!!
by buringsunfire October 10, 2016
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Alpiiine

The biggest beta male you will ever encounter. Very immature and will never be better than Timid.
Alpiiine: Damn I wish I was as good and alpha like Timid. I’ll never be like him :(
Timid: Shut your beta ass up.
by Alpha AF October 24, 2019
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Low Altitude Sickness

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.
Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.
by gnarle December 14, 2018
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