amping

The act of getting so cranked on any form of speed (amphetamine, dexmethylphenidate, methylphenidate, methamphetamine, cocaine, lisdexamfetamine, etc.) that you feel like you're on top of the world, right up until you start to come down and crash straight into the ground like a falling war plane.

Tristan popped a few Adderall and was amping so hard that he yelled "I own this world!", when suddenly he fell down the empire state building and sunk 100 feet into the ground and felt every bit.

by KinkyWords June 7, 2017

Rectal Alpinist

A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.

I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.

Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.

by JiForce January 4, 2022

King ding-aling

A person who's so far up their own ass they think the sun shines out of it

You're not king ding-aling!

by Smb1995 February 24, 2019

Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.

wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche

by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006

apping

It is the process of applying to someone/something.

So how is your apping process coming along?
What universities are you apping to this Fall?

by Jaguar Paw March 30, 2009

Alpine Peaks

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, she then passes the ejaculate to him in a kiss, and he blows the white frothy liquid over her breasts making them look like snowy peaks.

After receiving a blow job, then snowballing with his girlfriend the man blows the cum on her chest giving her Alpine Peaks.

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.

by NeophyteMaster March 25, 2009