When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.
"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."
by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017
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Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.
Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn
by ACG2x January 7, 2004
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When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.
bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...
by Becstar October 26, 2006
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Almost dro, is a Term used to describe a certain kind Marijuana. Although its not actually hydro grown weed, its a Slang term used. Almost dro is actually Kinebud, But has lost its potent THC levels, And does not possess its Potent smell, or fresh texture. As if it was stored for too long. Because of this loss in Quality it is priced lower then regualr Kinebud prices.

High Grade Kinebud has a very strong potent smell, If you store it in a plastic baggy, and put it in your pocket or back pack. The room or yourself well still have a very strong smell. Which is why its preferred to store in a air tight container for smell, better storage place, and the crystals that are one some buds, can stick to the sides of the container, which can be scraped and smoked.

IF you cannot identify these characteristics on your so called "Kinebud". then its either almost dro, or Kinebud that has lost its potency. Remember High grade Kinebud, can put a Pothead who Smoked for years, on cloud 9, which is really high.
you got any kindz?" , "Naw, i got this almost dro though
by Tango bravo Charlie Sierra September 10, 2010
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The term 'Almost ready' is common used by girls.
It means that you will have to wait for another hour before going to the place you were going.
Boy: We need to go now otherwise we can't make it!
Girl: I am almost ready!
by Yeet master in the army November 12, 2017
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(noun)
A fight between two groups or gangs that is broken up by members of authority just before it starts or if one side pussies out. Originally coined by George Liaw.
"This is how lame our school is, we only have almost-fights." (George Liaw, January 27, 2006)
by George Liaw January 27, 2006
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