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Almond tofu

Xiao: almond tofu is the only food one can digest
by Fried salmon February 20, 2021
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Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man
Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God
by Umadetypo May 12, 2021
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Diving Almonds

A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.
"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"
by Oriental November 1, 2011
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Rhea Almonte

R- Rare
H- Honest
E- Elegant
A- Amazing

A- I
L- Love
M- her
O- so
N- much
T- always

E- Forever
by Fluffybaby January 22, 2022
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Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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Almond Cookie

by Todee October 2, 2021
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Altoona Steamer

One need not go to ohio for a Cleveland Steamer, we've got the Altoona Steamer.
by Steely McBeam June 17, 2008
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