Edgar Allan Poe

one of the greatest poetic geniuses in history that married his cousin

Edgar Allan Poe is the writer of "bells" and "the raven"

by autumnlaydying January 31, 2006

allain

A common last name in old france, means holy knight of god

Did you see those allains armored up for war ?

by trevor in CA February 17, 2008

Edgar Allan Poe

An american writer that is arguable the best poet in the history of the world. He also had the shittiest childhood ever. His mom got married when she was 16, when he was born his dad left him. His mom was an actor and played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet 8 times a week. Edgar watched his mother "fake" kill herself when he was 1, 2, and 3. His mother then died of consumption, and he watched her die. He then was adopted by a nice lady and a dick father. He actually fell in love with the lady, so the dad got jealous. Then that lady died of consumption, and the asshole father kicked edgar on the street. He then went to college and was a raging alcoholic and drug user. His birth-right aunt then found him and adopted him. He fell in love with his 10 and a half year old first cousin. Then his aunt died of consumption. So he married his first cousin, then became famous for his poem "The Raven". Then his young wife also died of consumption. However, he later became famous and was invited to write for a New York fat cat and earn lots of money. On the train there he stopped in Baltimore. Two guys grabbed him and got him drink off of hard lemonade, and they left him in the gutter while he was in a coma. He went to the hospital and died. Now if anyone does not agree that he had the shittiest life, you must be one sorry son of a bitch.

Basically:
His mom died, his adopted mom died, his wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe

by Bozbozbozbozbzozbozzboz April 12, 2010

Alla Effect

The adoption of a certain trait or behavior after spending a significant amount of time with that person.

Dude you left your keys in the car again, The Alla Effect really got you already.

by Snowpearl January 23, 2019

Sha'alavim

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.

Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."

by Depressionisthebestway December 19, 2019

alla

A beatiful smart chick that makes everyone's day. She's super lovable and won't give up no matter what. She's hilarious and filled with joy. If she cant make you smile then nothing can. She gives warm hugs when its cold and cool hugs when its hot. Shed make the perfect best friend or girlfriend. She's super pretty. Big bold brown eyes with dramtic multi color hair.if you never met a alla then you havnt lived. She's Kurdish! Who wouldn't wanna meet a Kurdish person like cmon thier awesome.anyways she's sweet sexy and smart

Omg who's that beautiful girl
Dude she looks like a alla

by lilly365 December 5, 2015

allando

Someone who watches Shoujo-Ai anime, is subscribed to a virtual youtuber, and spends their nights playing Overwatch.

Hey, it isn't called being a weaboo, it's called being a allando. There's a difference.

by Tarteyo April 20, 2017