alison

la mas puta de el mundo y la que tuvo sexo con mita de toronto

oye voy a ver alison

by adadad224 June 6, 2018

Alison

Alison is a person who doesn't think of anyone but herself. She's so selfish. She thinks she's all that, but really she's a no-good bitch. Watch out for Alison, because while you may think she's the best at first, no doubt she'll blindside you, the ho.

Alison: Hey guys!
You: Hey! Can we be friends?
Alison: Yeah, you're awesome!

Two days later

Alison: You know... I don't like you anymore. Even though you took me to New York, I decided I don't like you, and don't even TRY to talk to me about it.
You: But-
Alison: BITCH

by Jenna sssss September 6, 2019

Alison

Alison is always alone and never has a guy. All her friends take friends away from her and is ALWAYS alone. You should text an Alison right now. She’ll need it.

Is that alison?
Yah, it’s her first time leaving the house in a while!

by and i mack July 9, 2018

Alison

A Karen who patrols social media inserting her self important comments on every post. A self righteous busybody.

Ugh, I thought Karens were bad, I just had an Alison invade my post!

by Bulldog4me May 1, 2020

alison

1. crazy (not the good way)
2.psycho (i know it's repetitive just go with it!)
3. bitch (not the female dog.)

the absolute most flat chested girl in the world! usually crushes on guys but is to afraid to come out and say it.

dude 1: Hey man, i just asked alison out!

dude 2: brah she going to cut yo dick off.

dude 1: damnit!

by rawyak January 19, 2012

Alison

is so pretty but can get annoying chewing that gum ughhh but we still love her dont try to mess with her she bett your fucking ass bich

"" ughh alison stop chewing that gum " jayhlea said

by marissa nicole May 31, 2018

Alison

Alison is a strong and independent girl and cant take no for an answer. She really likes to argue with everything. She has a big booty. she also likes a guy and is to scared to say anything at all. She is kinda a mess and seems scary but once you get to know her she is goofy and she always knows how to cheer you up and make you laugh. she is a pain but oh well.

alison- dude i think he was staring at me!!!!!

ryantz- was he now lol!!!

by xgfjhebhjmtrds March 30, 2022