Albuquerque Clowncar

Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.

After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.

by rectacular March 25, 2008

Albuquerque Hamby

When you have oral sex with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.

Guy 1: "Man, I picked up this girl last night and ate her out. I woke up next day and couldn't stop itching my face. When I realized the bitch gave me crabs. I had to shave my shit off."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."

by RCPosse February 19, 2011

albuquerque acid wash

When you ejaculate on your partner and urinate it off.

Barbera never felt so clean or so dirty the night she had her very first Albuquerque acid wash.

by Burke Campbell February 19, 2009

Albuquerque Wind Sock

Fun time while having safe sex. Using a condom, a man cums in the condom. The man pulls the condom off turning it inside out (all in 1 motion) and flinging the sperm out of the condom directly into the face of the women, or other partner.

She said there wasn't any thing interesting in the southwest so I gave her an Albuquerque Wind Sock.

by srio;weriotjwrio[0thj][tr May 20, 2014

Albuquerque Pajama Party

When you go to the methadone clinics in Albuquerque and all the degenerate scumbag junkies are there in their bathrobes because they're too fucked up to get dressed.

I drove some clients to the methadone clinic on Central to get dosed this morning, and all the addicts were wearing robes and jammies, it was a total Albuquerque Pajama Party.

by big daddy flim October 14, 2017

Albuquerque Welcome Wagon

The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."

Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!

by Air Base Hooker August 1, 2019

Albuquerque Abortion

Noun;
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.

"I gave my girl a creampie, but you know diapers be expensive, so I gave that bitch an Albuquerque Abortion."

by SirPhoque October 20, 2021