purple burglar alarm

the phrase scottish people can't say

person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr

by pseudonym6298 February 12, 2022

Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.

I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.

by angela75 April 6, 2010

Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.

I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.

by Xeneric December 30, 2010

blowjob alarm clock

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Abarackan

Noun: An American retarded arsekisser in the times of Barack Obama.

Basically, there exists in a universe far far away, a place called America, and in America there reside some fine people, However there also remain the Abarackans, who are people with low iq's who positively idolise (and in privacy masterbate over) Barack Obama (not that he's bad) without having a single fucking clue regarding his policies, or general political workings.
These people can be differentiated from intelligent people as they can often be seen spouting the line 'yes we can', or just generally talking about how in just a month into BO's (haha body odour) presidency the world has so dramatically changed for the better, except where is your fucking proof you bastard sheep.
At least wait until he is at least 50% into his term before making your half arsed musings upon him known wether be verbally fellating/criticisng him.
To simply put it an Abarackan no matter if they are for or against BO (yet again haha) is a cunt.
phew.

by Nick Manning's Catchphrase February 11, 2009

allahu akbar

a word that is ok to say quietly while ur preying and not supposed to be yelled in public

if u say "allahu akbar" loudly in public, the ur very possible to be shot by cops

in a mosque: "allahu akbar"

in public: "allahu akbar!!!!" BANGGGG

by madd grizz November 15, 2020

Dog Alarm

A warning device made up of one or more dogs to signal that something is happening outside

My dog alarm goes off whenever someone is at the door, on the sidealk, accross the street, driving down the street, delivering mail, picking up trash, etc., etc., etc., etc,. etc., etc., etc., .....

by macca fan September 30, 2007