Built like a fucking airport lane

Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)

Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*

by Regginaim October 21, 2023

Airport Gestapo

The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.

The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.

by Lior Bar-On May 30, 2004

Airport Tourettes

Saying all the wrong and questionable things while in the airport which may lead to suspicion of terror and other crimes.

Your bag is heavy, you got a body in there? No you have airport tourettes shut up!

by A.MIT May 21, 2013

Airforce 1

1. The president's personal airplane

2. Nike's best product.

The president just stepped into the Airforce 1 wearing some new Charles Barkley Air Force 1s.

by Tazzie Boo June 24, 2008

black airforce 1s

If you see a nigga pull up in black airforce 1s run and hide and never look back, you finna get robbed.

Person 1: Damn, what size are those shoes?
Person 2: *Runs because is planning to steal*
Person 1: *Is probably wearing black airforce 1s as well

by babychark April 28, 2020

Airborne Aids

A mutation of AIDS that is found in the air. Breathing in said air will give you hardcore AIDS.
It is also when a man infected with AIDS cums into a man/woman's mouth, giving them AIDS. It is named after the fact it is in the air, therefore, it is "airborne".

In Africa, the deadly airborne AIDS virus is killing more and more people every day.
Sarah is such a slut so it's not surprising that she got airborne AIDS.

by ZeusOfJuice April 18, 2016

JFK airport parking whore

A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!

A jfk airport parking whore solicited me for sex and asked for my number.

by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017