Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023
I’ve been suffering from severe acute nocockin for over two weeks. If I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna snap.
by Red Reuter February 24, 2022
by Topped Brent February 06, 2021
by Dr. William Wherd May 12, 2025
by Dr. William Wherd May 12, 2025
A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 28, 2020
1) These last for short period of time .
2) These do not cause long term bad effects on human health.
2) These do not cause long term bad effects on human health.
by Have a nice day ! November 24, 2021