assetuary

In relation to an asset or of assets in general.

The landlord made an assetuary gain when they reclaimed the forgotten sofa.

by julijuif November 19, 2022

asset

Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set".

Dave: "Your sister has nice assets!"
Tim: "Yeah she's going to have back problems one day."
Dave: "And when she falls on her ass, she just bounces back up!"
Tim: "Easy now..."

by M-Sizzle Brindizzle December 29, 2008

asetpish

to be in an angry mood.
when your on msn or such, and you are angry so you type a bunch of letters to proove your point!

im SO fucking anngrrryy! ASETPISH!

by miichelle.xx September 10, 2008

acetate

Acetate is a word that nobody truly knows the meaning of, but you throw it in the middle of one of your sentences to catch the person you’re speaking too off guard. Make them believe that you are smart and always had this word in your arsenal.

I believe acetating the clothing from the body would create a better image. Acetate.

by Nikola.Z November 28, 2018

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1. A protein, also known as 'tryptophan synthetase A protein' made up of 267 amino acids. It is the term for the formula C1289H2051N343O375S
2. The longest word in the world, consisting of 1918 letters.

1.
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Librarian: "Erm... sorry, I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
Nerdy Guy: "Oh, sorry"
Librarian: "That's okay,"

2.
Guy: "Hey, do you know the longest word in the universe?"
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Guy: Yeah.

by Oliver Stone September 13, 2009

asset

1. Anything owned or is owed to a person, business, company, or group.

2. a CIA assassin

1. a building, car, or money are all examples of assets.
2. an asset was sent to kill john the other day.

by 3242935234 January 11, 2009

Acetone

A highly flammable acid commonly used by people even though contact with eyes, skin and lungs/inhaling is very bad for you. A better solution to this when used on nails is to summon any dark evil and sacrifice your soul in exchange for instant, perfect removal of polish.

She/he/they used acetone to remove her/his/their nail polish.

by ACID FLAMINGO November 6, 2018