Acroholic

n. A person suffering from the need to make acronyms out of every phrase they write or say.

"Hey man, are you still dating Christina?"

"No. I had to break up with her because she actually said 'LOL' when I told her a joke."

"Damn, she's such an acroholic."

"WTF."

by jimmybuckets July 10, 2010

Acronymph

A really hot girl who speaks and or writes largely using acronyms.

And then she said "omg, brb I've got to perform CPR..." and I realized she was more than just an average acronymph.

by Brewton September 29, 2014

Across the Spiderverse

The sequel to Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and also a Baller ass movie

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Across the Spiderverse?
Guy 2: Yes
*Guy 1 and 2 start making out*

by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 June 26, 2023

Motor boat across the river

The act of motor boating boobs that are nonexistent or have a huge canyon in between them.

Dude she wants me to motorboat her boobs.
You mean motor boat across the river, she has no boobs.

by eSalazarv1 February 26, 2011

a shot across the bow

Sitting on the toilet and letting loose a trumpet blast of a fart before taking a big dump.

"Hey Sarge! Did you here Jones just now in the head? Sounds like he (Fired A Shot Across The Bow) before he let loose one Hell of a depths charge!"

by Jack A. Lope December 30, 2018

acronounce

verb: the act of verbalizing multi letter acronyms by assholes in real life situations.

hey joe, your mother is a whore, i "lol" (acronounced as loll) when i saw her sucking that crackhead's dick.

can you give me this penicillin "asap" (acronounced as a-sap) this gonorrhea is really fucking up my junk.

by jujuyy January 27, 2009

five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

by George December 19, 2004