acousta-pee

The act or art of trying to cove-up, disguise or hide the sound of urinating with another sound or failing that trying to muffle the sound of pee hitting the water in the toilet bowl. Generally it is a method utilized when the bathroom is right next to another room where other people can hear you urinating and you want to avoid the embarrassment.

Examples of "acousta-pee" include (i) turning the bathroom ventilator on; (ii) singing; (iii) coughing: (iv) turning the water on in the sink; (v) trying to aim for a portion of the bowl with no water; (vi) talking to the people in the other room while peeing and/or (vii) if you have to pee like a racehorse and as a last resort sticking your leg in the toilet and peeing down your leg.

John, having drunk 6 beers, acousta-peed by singing and turning on the water in the sink. Don have had a 12 pack raced to the bathroom and acousta-peed by sticking his leg in the toilet and peeing down his leg, thus avoiding sounding like a racehorse through the bathroom door.

by Stevo Redfish March 14, 2013

Acostang

Someone reporting newsworthy events and facts from bias and malicious motivation.
Like the word, accost Reporter Acosta will molest or retard the events and or fact on the truth to present false programming narratives to promote the silencing and destruction of a social class of people that only want the truth.

We want the acostang of our information to stop.

by TheFactsHunter July 11, 2019

Acostate

A verb.
To go to bed

Jeffrey, it's 11 o'clock at night! Why haven't you acostated?!

I'm getting tired. I'm gonna acostate here soon.

Around what time do you acostate?

by ÐeScribe November 19, 2019

acoustachill

a genre of music featuring acoustic music and a very laid back and relaxed style.

Artists like Nick Drake, Iron & Wine, and Breathe Owl Breathe are very acoustachill.

by nickslostname March 1, 2009

acosia

A nice but stubborn silly but serious acosias tend to be virgos very often the don't mess around and have the guts to beat anyone up so don't piss her off

Hey dude look it's acosia

by Canbe July 30, 2017

Acosted

Using dumb ass logic to navigate to a point so that you can feel superior.

My wife Acosted me about taking out the trash because I’m a man. She said, “The cavemen took out the Woolley Mammoth carcasses back in the day so so should you”

by Blacksensei December 9, 2019

apostasize

The act of leaving a religion or cult.

My friend no longer wants to be a Muslim but they’re afraid of the consequences because in their religion there are harsh consequences for anyone that attempts to apostasize (apostatize).

by Micstusmi September 8, 2020