Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.
Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.
by Dr Sheezy August 22, 2021
by Ackrynom December 26, 2017
Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.
Example for Australian Jesus:
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
An "Australian Top" is Actually a Bottom because he's on the other site of the planet and to proud to admit he's a bottom.
by Spikehidden December 01, 2020
Very uncommon dog breed, originates in Australia. Small, short legged dog breed with wire-ish hair. Comes in blue tan, red, and sandy.
by Walker May 06, 2014
When one walks across burning hot concrete or sand at such speed it looks like a dance. Most commonly occurs during the warmer seasons.
by Relyt huskii January 10, 2019
A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.
Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.
by Tom from the Shore April 02, 2008