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Road Atlas

An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.
After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in
by GrontleGums October 9, 2023
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atlas dip

Can't decide where to live? Similar to bible dipping as means of deciding what to do, atlas dipping involves blindly opening a page in the atlas and pointing to a city. As it turns out, it's really okay to live most anywhere.
Guy 1: I'm broke. Depressed. Where should I move?

Guy 2: Atlas dip!

Guy 1: Des Moines? Cool.

Guy 2: Road Trip!
by Annabelle Pearce January 1, 2011
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Aiming For Atlas

A female player found on Grand Theft Auto 5 , Red Dead Redemption 2 and Call Of Duty Cold War and Warzone. Can be found kicking Butt on the battle field and nodding out cars.

Hunts in Red Dead frequently and races against others on GTA.
Woah! Aiming for atlas is in our lobby!
by Aiming For Atlas January 21, 2021
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world atlas

n.
1) Unbeatable in any physical contest.
2) Unbalanced in almost every fashion.
3) Unfair.
If you encounter a WORLD ATLAS when walking down the road, quickly confuse him by asking him what 3 + 4 is.
by Synthetic February 23, 2003
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Atlas Shrugging

Glen Beck was on TV again talking about shrugging his atlas. I can't believe they let people go on TV and talk like that.

Charles Koch was in the bathroom for a long time. I asked what he was doing in there, his only response was, "Atlas Shrugged"

I walked in on Rush Limbaugh in his office, he was atlas shrugging.
by jgritty January 23, 2013
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become friends with atlas

be nice and flirt (/j), also talk more and feel free to be mean
by fontaines March 9, 2021
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Take it easy, Atlas

What you tell some douche who's trying to dump his burden on you.
1st guy: "None of this would have happened to me if you hadn't started that shit."

2nd guy: "Take it easy, Atlas, or I'll kick your knee out from under you and then you'll have the weight of the world on your head!"
by jamie's friend January 7, 2011
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