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Askhole

A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them!
Me: What do you recommend for dinner here?

Friend: The pasta is good.

Me to Waiter: I'll have the steak please!

Friend: You're such an askhole!
by posterchild May 17, 2012
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ashley schaeffer

This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.

It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
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Ashley

The name of the girl that WILL forever change your life. Ashley is the most beautiful, adorable, pretty woman in this world, She is smart, funny, silly and a bit of a clutz. Once you meet an Ashley you won't be able to take the name out of your head, everything will be ASHLEY. An Ashley will always be by your side, shes caring, loving and kind.. and can also be stubborn for good reasons. Ashley is an amazing girlfriend and she'll never let you down, she'll give you every reason to fight for everything you believe in. If you ever happend to be with an Ashley... DON'T EVER LET GO!! She'll be the main core of your life... FOREVER.
Ashley, FOREVER
by Cloudorkable April 9, 2015
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Ashley

Ashley, also known as Ash, is the kindest girl to ever grace the world with her presence. She lights up every room she walks into, instantly brightening the moods of others with her infectious smile and bubbly sociable personality. She can be classy, she can put the ‘sex’ in sexy, and she can be adorable all at the same time. Ashley cares about everybody and will put her friends or even strangers needs before her own, often inspiring the best in others, leading them to passing on the kindness throughout their daily lives.

Although sometimes lacking confidence, she knows how to take charge of a situation and lead others towards one objective.

Ashley is the most beautiful girl in the world, but to call that her greatest strength would be to diminish all the other amazing traits she has.

Ashley is the definition of love, a magical seemingly unreal feeling of warmth that makes you want to grab onto her and hold on tightly.

She knows how to buckle down and be productive, she knows how to be the life of the party, and she knows how to bring out the best in others.

Meeting Ashley is like winning the lottery, because out of the 7 billion people on the earth, nobody is worth knowing more than her.

If you’re lucky enough to get an Ashley in your life, treat her like the treasure she is, always. You’ll get back what you put into her and more, she will always exceed your expectations and be there for you when you need her the most.

I love you, Ash.
Often times after encountering an Ashley, men think “Wow, I will never not think about her.”
by therealtreysongz July 23, 2018
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Asshole Hooker

A particularly nasty and stupid person whose words and actions evoke anger and resentment in others. Also, a good way to describe a buffoonish person who defies description.
Driver: Hey, that driver just cut me off then gave ME the finger!

Friend: What an asshole hooker!
by Goofball22457 April 5, 2011
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Silento’s Asshole

When your anal canal gets a lip injection and wants to be like Kylie Jenner’s lips.
Go to pornhub and search silento’s asshole
by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 14, 2020
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Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011
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