assripper

To fart, one who passes gas.

Dave is a real assripper.

by Wade December 8, 2003

assimilate

What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.

”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

by bananaquiet August 18, 2019

assrammingcockdonkey

Self explainitory you like to give donkeys anal sex with your penis

A great comeback that nobody knows YET

"Shut the fuck up you assrammingcockdonkey"

by WHITE POWER(Rangers) May 16, 2009

Assimilation

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population.

There was an assimilation when the whites started to follow the blacks.

by GPA4.5 September 4, 2007

assram

An extremely attractive woman that can only be elaborated on in the motion of a pelvic thrust.

OMG!!! DID YOU SEE ASSRAM TODAY?! SHE'S.....I MEAN.....AHHHHH!!!!!(pelvic thrust at an adjacent time, whilst also throwing arms at full force behind one's backend)

by Jordan1809 May 31, 2005

assim

A shortened version of the saying "Thats Him"

"Oi Joe, I scored a goal today"

"assim Dug assim bah"

by Duggity July 17, 2016

AssTime

The combination of ass dialing and FaceTiming. The act does not necessarily have to be specifically caused by the gluteus maximus, but can refer to any accidental cause. Usually makes for extremely awkward moments and always happens when you are talking about the person or place you AssTimed. Not to be confused with "sexting".

Steph: "How did I FaceTime Cook's Cafe??"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"

by BoredScientist November 8, 2013