Mustafa Asif

A person who likes to help everyone, lives a simple and boring life, although is respected by everyone.

Ali was having problems with chemistry, hence “Mustafa Asif” provided him with notes and motivation.

by 070707xoxo March 13, 2019

Yash Asif

A fucking pewny twerp who goes to brother Andre and thinks he is top shit and thinks he has all the mans in the world, he can’t fight his own fights because he is a pussy, he steals shit but when someone steals off of him he snitches on everyone, nobody likes him, he is a no life, drug abusing fucking loser, who has no life and should probably switch schools.

Hey Yash Asif, why did you steal my stuff

by ScrewYash3200 January 11, 2019

Asif

A great guy. Attractive. No reason for a girl to not like him. Brags about being better, but who cares honestly?

Asif brags, but is great.

by Nameless human being November 13, 2019

Asiflable

Pronunciation is really : A-sif-la-bul
Definition : To assist in an unhelpful manner.

"You've licked ALL my stamps ready for when I need them?"

by Brett Lawrence August 6, 2003

Asif

A real playa and charmer and predator falls in love only to realise women are fake then moves on to his next prey

Asifs are tall, dark and handsome and really wealthy with all the 10/10

Every woman wants Asif

Asifs are hot and full of sexual pleasure

by Stacy92 September 30, 2018

asif

a boggling mastermind

shonk gorilla stomp baby

by bitch im manny August 21, 2004

pulling an asif

When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.

Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.

dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.

dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...

by thejumperup26 October 15, 2010