An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.
Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.
by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014
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Hacks ONLY located in the state of Arkansas. Every pc in Arkansas has these hacks, and they are always activated. These hacks will give the computer user extreme skill and cheatery in any video game they play (on their pc) *WARNING*: ARKANSAS HACKS ARE NOT INCLUDED ON MACS.
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Dang, that Frito Pie gave me the Arkansas andale, and now I'm stuck in the bathroom.
Dang, that Frito Pie gave me the Arkansas andale, and now I'm stuck in the bathroom.
by bexar86 March 8, 2010
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Cletus gave his wife Rebecca an Arkansas Omlet after a sex filled weekend up in th mountains in their travel trailor.
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More than 100 people close to Bill and Hillary Clinton have died under very suspicious or mysterious circumstances.
More than 100 people close to Bill and Hillary Clinton have died under very suspicious or mysterious circumstances.
Ron Brown is believed to have taken an Arkansas Dirt Bath. Found with a bullet hole in the back of his head, no investigation was ever done.
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