antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021

antique farm equipment

also see black child

antique farm equipment

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 19, 2023

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.

30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.

by Bam068 June 3, 2023

Antiquing

When a younger man or woman goes out looking to meet or hook up with a senior citizen for sexual pleasure

Me and the boys went on a golf trip looking to score with an older lady, we went antiquing!

by bigneo August 18, 2020

Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

Antiquated humour

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones

After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour

by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022