Almost girlfriend

The girl who almost became your girlfriend but something happened meanwhile and you just lost her.

Your friend sees a hot girl and says dude look at her...

You say dude she was in my high school and she was my almost girlfriend.

by Vrehaan January 5, 2012

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

Almost Mexico

Yuma, Arizona-located as close to Mexico as you can get without crossing the fence

yuma, az- not good enough to be cali but not ghetto enough to be mexico but almost mexico

by senor ytown April 11, 2010

almost boning

The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

by Face February 18, 2005

Almost Skateboards

A skateboarding company featuring:
Ryan Sheckler (The youngest pro)
Daewon Song
Rodney Mullen

and more

Almost is a pretty cool skateboard company.

by Ricky Benda July 25, 2008

Almost 18

that time when you want to stop saying you are 17 so that people will think you are older, more mature, and ready to date them

guy: hey hot stuff, how old are you?

girl: Almost 18

guy: ok, let's go

by Dest438 February 22, 2009

Almost-Girlfriend

Someone you are seeing for awhile, and even though you get introduced to her friends and family and spent valentine's day weekend with her in scenic cabin out somewhere, she still won't be referred to as "girlfriend". There can be almost-boyfriends, too, I suppose.

Yesterday I went to the wedding of my almost-girlfriend's cousin and her mother asked me if my knee is doing better.

by colleague June 11, 2009