Albert's the most swaggery guy you'll EVER EVER meet. People like albert a lot esp women which is annoying. He's so smexy, cute, pretty, handsome, adorable, kind, ballsack and penis but refuses to admit it. He's someone that people will never forget. He's also a lil cutiepie turd. Very kissable. love love love cats. overall 10/10 guys. smash. I love. (he's autistic I'm so sure)
person 1: ''hey, albert's doing dumb shit again lmao'
person 2: ''i mean at least he cutie eheheheheheh''
person 2: ''i mean at least he cutie eheheheheheh''
by ur mommys milky titty April 03, 2023
Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is
by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019
an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name
your such an albert
by a][vgay October 04, 2018
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Albert Aretz, or flamingo, is a hilarious person who makes epic roblox YouTube videos. He is epic and Chillllll
by LuxembourgBoy42 October 04, 2021
Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.
Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!
by YVNGJAHREL February 23, 2022
I see an Albert at the printer!!!
by SmashStar April 15, 2009