Alaskan Word Salad

A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.

"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"

by Kurosan December 14, 2009

Alaskan Cowbell

When you have a girl hanging, naked, head down via harness. You then have a male do a hand stand, naked, with his ankles locked with the girls ankles. Then the man does arm squats down and up (speed depends on the males strength) thrusting his penis in and out of the girls vagina while squatting.

Tommy: Dude! Did you hear what John did to Tori yesterday?
Rob: NO, what did they do?
Tommy: John Alaskan Cowbelled the shit out of her!
Rob: Holy Shit! I didn't know John had it in him!
Tommy: Well..... Tori had it in her...

by SexualWhiteChocolate October 6, 2011

Alaskan firedragon

When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon

That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon

by Funny man adam December 23, 2020

Alakia

Alakia : Is an intelligent girl who can be shy, until she gets to know you, then her shell is broken.Very pretty and can just about get any guy she wants but it quite afraid of committment and lets that get the best of her. A loyal friend, who is always there to listen and give you advice. Alakia is adventurous and loves her friends and family very much, dont lose her, because you'll be losing a GEM.

Alakia is pretty and a true friend

by laybabii13 April 18, 2010

alaskan rim job

Putting crystal meth on a significant other's hole and licking it clean to cause immense pleasure for both.

The best kind of high is one of of an Alaskan Rim Job

by S3xd00d December 5, 2013

alaskan firestorm

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017