Alamogordo

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.

If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

by LaiRaye January 12, 2007

Alamoghetto

Local name for Alamogordo, New Mexico... dustbowl of a wasteland. Empty buildings galore. So ghetto, wrecked cars just seem to fit in.

"Dude you live in Alamoghetto?"
"Yeah bro, it's basically dirt and tumbleweeds."

by starsmile85 March 7, 2011

Western Alamance High School

A poorly funded redneck North Carolina public school which has somehow managed to be considered the best in the county. The most passive aggressive school in all of North Carolina and maybe the world. The only known area of the world to have emo rednecks. Contains an oddly large population of bisexual girls and closeted homosexual men. On average, the men at this school are a 7 or 8 in terms of appearance and a 2 or 3 in terms of personality. The boys piss on the toilet seat on purpose and eat each other's small dicks in the locker room. If you fuck a boy from Western, you'll probably get chlamydia. Don't talk to anyone who wears graphic tee shirts, beanies, cowboy boots, or rectangular glasses cause you WILL GET PINKEYE.

Oh yeah, Western Alamance High School? I've heard of that. MY emo redneck friend loves it.

by McFuckingKillMyself February 23, 2017

Alamo, CA

A small unincorporated town nearby Danville, Walnut Creek, and San Ramon. Alamo kids are much more chill than Danville, Walnut Creek, or San Ramon kids, and the majority aren't stuck up like the ones mentioned. Alamo kids spend most of their time around downtown Danville, Blackhawk, the Walnut Creek downtown, or at the Alamo plaza.

You know when a kid is from Alamo, CA when they're respectful but know how to have a good time.

by She'sTheBlade September 7, 2012

Los Alamitos High School

A high school in North Orange county. pretty good academically for public school where most kids do well or decent. good sports programs too. contains mostly rich kids (not as rich as newport beach) that hail from Rossmoor(me) and Seal Beach, and don't even consider themselves rich because there dad won't buy them a new BMW for their 16th b-day( some kids get it) known for having a drug issue so they brought in a an on campus cop and search dog to bust the druggies after i graduated 07. also a school where just about every senior drinks every weekend or has gotten drunk by the time they graduate. can be the best years of your life or your worst depending on your social rank. that's high school for you...

that's high school for you...

Where did you go to High School??

Los Alamitos High School, OC

Oh you guys have a lot of rich druggies hugh...

yeah basically...so you want a drink??

by CRbzz December 22, 2009

Alama

Generally a very large man. always seems to look exceptionally strong and mean, but is usually a very kind man at heart. Alama's do not sleep. They do Party hard though.

Also. Slang for a Giant

My god did you see that Alama?!

by Harkbark February 6, 2010

Alamo Whites

A suburban place in San Antonio full of rich white people that couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. Pretty standardized culture tbh. Literally every AW girl: Something with Lululemon, some designer purse, hair straighter than a ruler, an IQ of -200, whiter than Paris Hilton, a snobby attitude and a PhD in blowjobs. Basically Satan dressed as Regina George but way less iconic. Every AW boy: Bill Clinton wearing Salt Life shirts.

Alamo Whites: "We're awesome!"
Literally every other school in the city: "Suck our cocks!"

by jesusfrickinchrist April 15, 2019