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violent affair

The need to or act of taking a violent painful dump
I'm sorry I can't make it to work today but I had to take a violent affair that tore me up
by Bitterman19 December 19, 2016
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This tragic affair

As in, the end-by My Chemical Romance.

This is known as the greatest song in the world.

It is perfect. Perfect is thee.
"Now come one, come all to this tragic affair
Wipe off that makeup - What's in his despair?
So throw on the black dress
Mix in with the lot
You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not"
by ablehqueen June 10, 2011
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game affair

Contrary to a love affair, involves no strings like sex, and is reserved for those male-female partners that enjoy a non-intimate, purely fun and outgoing association. Since this type of relationship can be found in simple friendships, the term "game affair" should be reserved for use in MMORPGs that include a version of marriage with no real physical or emotional attachment.

See WoW or NexusTK or whatever utilitarian MMORPG people consume themselves with these days.
by Limbo October 21, 2005
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snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.
After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.
by nolandc September 8, 2019
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Internal affairs

The art of sleeping with multiple people within your workplace.

often done with married people and the person could be the reason for the end of relationships hence the "affairs".
Have you heard about Katie, she's pretty much the head of internal affairs.
by Shitbot Banner December 8, 2022
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Affair baby

Katie and Alejandro cheated and now they have an affair baby named Enzo.
by QuailRN August 7, 2023
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Shop Affair

When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice
Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?
by anonymous October 12, 2020
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