ADHD 

A disease magically discovered when teachers were forced to get more involved in the educations of their students due to the demands of parents and the government. Suddenly the educational staff discovered that some students hate school and don't want to learn and will slack off, day dream, and act out to avoid the classroom. Discipline did not work. So what did they decide?
"Oh, let's just drug them all and make them listen."

Billy acted out in class and didn't do his homework, so his teacher said he had ADHD.
His parents put him on Ritalin a few days later.

ADHD by Kr1574 October 16, 2008

ADHD 

ADHD is a disability. Yeah, and that's it.

Because I am not a DR or anything, the signs are based on my experiences:
Oh, and if you related to a lot of the signs, you have ADHD.

1. Gets distracted easily
2. Interrupts ppl a lot
3. Gets bored easily when doing things you don't like
4. HATES loud noises
5. Has hygiene issues
6. Forgets things easily, but has a good memory overall
7. Looks up random facts online for hours instead of doing actual important tasks
8. Feels the need to look up ADHD on Urban dictionary
9. Relates to lots of ADHD celebs/ppl
10. is on the ASD spectrum (most of the time ppl have both)
11. is fidgeting with something right now
12. forgot to make lunch/breakfast/dinner but is currently snacking on something
13. is supposed to be working on chores/homework right now but is instead serving Urban Dictionary
14. is using the internet while also attempting to get ready in the morning
15. Is supposed to be doing something else right now

Person 1: So I might have ADHD.
Person 2: What makes you think that?
Person 1 playing with a Rubik's cube: Huh? I was distracted. Can you repeat what you said?
Person 2: I asked you why you think you have ADHD.
Person 1: I really don't know, but check out this cool article on the history of orange juice!
Person 3: THAT IS LITERALLY ADHD.
Person 1: I'll see you later! I wanna go do some more research on Orange juice so I can learn more.
Person 3: HOW TF DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS PERSON HAS ADHD?
Person 2: She is a girl. Girls don't have ADHD.
Person 3: Kills person 2 with a knife for being sexist.
Person 1 about to enter the library: So why was I heading to the Library again?
Person 3 shouting from a distance: Didn't you wanna learn more about orange juice?
Person 1: Nah. That's too boring. I'ma just go play videogames.

ADHD by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022

ADHD 

ADHD stands for attention dificit hyperactive disorder it's where some people can be really hyper and can't control themselves it it's bad my brother has it but he only has mild ADHD, they always fidget and can't stop moving well not neccaserly .

Mum: john you have ADHD

John: what's that mum

Mum: it stands for attention dificit hyperactive disorder

ADHD by ZG_7 March 23, 2017

ADHD 

is an abbreviation for attention deficit hyper disorder it causes kids and can sometimes even last into adulthood. It causes hyper activity learning disabilities.

why does he always seem to not pay attention in class and is always hyper?
He has ADHD

ADHD by Ilovefettywapandmonty January 21, 2018

ADHD 

Hi people of the interne- oh shit a bird

ADHD stands for Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder if you thonk you have it then go to a docter that can test if you have it don't just say "oh I have ADHD" or this because if you do I will come out of this screen and give you death "ADHD people will start the zombie apocalypse

ADHD by ADD October 19, 2019

ADHD 

ADHD stand for Attention-deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. (ADHD or AD/HD) Commonly found in children and some adults such as Howi Mandel and Elvis Presly. Children with AD/HD are usually vary creative and smart, but suffer in school. They can be obnoxious to an extent, and are, of cours, usually very hyper. They are usually great with sports and have great coordination.

That child is good at sports. I wonder if he has ADHD?

ADHD by Conman27 May 5, 2010

ADHD 

An acronym that stands for A Dick in High Demand

“Mike has ADHD 😉.”

ADHD by Elbichmio November 14, 2022