grade a cunt

noun; A cunt of the highest order. A person who lacks character and wit. Usually a Spurs or Man Utd fan.

"Did you see that geezer in the pub with the Utd Shirt on? He was a grade a cunt and no mistake."

by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

aunt

Sister of one of your parents. An Aunt is you’re second mother, protective, affectionate, boundlessly supportive. Always there for you no matter how old you get. Even though you may be a successful adult, you’re Aunt will always see you as the baby she held in her arms. Nicknames such as “Nanie” and “Auntie”.

1). My Aunt makes the most delicious pies.
2). I’m going to visit my Aunt.

by Lindee August 22, 2018

Aunt Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022

sugar auntie

A sugar mama you don't have to have sex with.

I'll drop my sugar auntie off right after dinner tonight.

by agentxww October 23, 2017

Crazy Aunt Syndrome

The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.

Steve Jobs definitely has crazy aunt syndrome.

by wordbord July 21, 2011

aunt viv

To be replaced without warning.

The actress who played 'aunt viv' in the fresh prince of bel-air was replaced between episodes.

'i caught my wife in bed with another man.. can't believe the bitch aunt viv'd me'

'is that a new phone?'
'yeah mate, i aunt viv'd the other one'

by Jrokalypse July 19, 2009

aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping

young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009