Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”

“Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”

by Hmmwat December 8, 2018

Actual squad

A group of kids that are straight fucking savages if u wanna fuck Michaela go to justice but other wise it is cool includes Letrell, MJ,Will,Kenny,Darius,Vinnie, Justice,Miguel,Izaiah,Kqwannel, Andrew,Jerimiah,Vasean if u want smoke with one person in the squad u want it with all of us.

Actual squad is a group of bad ass kids that own everything in reid and they are mad cool to chill wit but if u looking for sum gay sex hit up my boi Connor.

by Poppy224 December 11, 2019

Actual joy

The euphoric feeling you get when you realize you’ve actually seen your long-distance friend or partner.

Memories suddenly start coming to your mind, and that’a great feeling.

Oi, you’ve SEEN them!

It usually comes right after post-meeting depression.

«Just saw the photo we took yesterday. Can’t wait to see you again!»
«That’s actual joy, heh?»

by uovo July 17, 2020

Actual Clown

Somebody who dresses normal, and thinks their acting normal, but are actually a complete and actual clown

Dude did you see that guy that got stood up by the same girl 4 times in a row? Actual Clown

by Wilkin Fargolve September 8, 2020

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

Actual yum

When your bitch friend Kaylee is actually jealous of your food and not, not listening.

Omg, that food looks yum. Actual yum!

by Nova Kapitola November 8, 2020

Actual frog

A word used when someone is annoying you.

I'm gonna jump off this roof!
No don't fucking jump off the roof you actual frog

by anonymous December 19, 2020