abraham lincoln was a good old man 

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

abraham lincoln was a good old man by littlejimmie July 17, 2019

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom 

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom by Kleeck July 8, 2011

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome 

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012

Abraham Lincoln High School 

A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.

Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)

Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.

Notable alumni -

Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins

Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing

Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV

Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers

Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors

Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?

Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?

Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?

Student 2: No shit sherlock.

Abraham Lincoln High School by Switch' January 8, 2012

Abraham Lincoln's Beard 

The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.

Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).

Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."

Abraham Lincoln's Beard by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008

Abraham Lincoln log 

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.

Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.

Abraham Lincoln log by H0RSE November 10, 2008

Abraham Lincoln Memorial 

An Abraham Lincoln Memorial is when two people dig up a grave, person number one puts his/her mouth over the genitals of the deceased, person number two climbs to an elevated platform and then elbow drops the dead body in the stomach forcing all of the fluids in the dead body to rush out of its genitals.

"Breaking news, grave robber pull an Abraham Lincoln Memorial on their dead relatives"

Abraham Lincoln Memorial by XxW33k3n5xX July 8, 2017