swirly murf

When you're in the 69 position and you leave a mark on your partner's thigh.

I was in the maison last night and this ratchet gave me a swirly murf!

by Buttstabbah May 22, 2016

Murf-Beast

Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.

Though Kattie was a Huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.

by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010

Murf

Someone who highly resembles Mr.Bean and has deep sexual interests in his younger male siblings. He also has abnormally massive ears and enjoys cursing at teachers and punching innocent women in the face for no reason. He also plays Xbox a bit too much and rapes any male and assaults any female intruders who interupts his Xboxing. Murfs usually spend their times playing 17 straight hours of black ops, subtracting the net sales, fondling with his brother's scrotum or voilently beating up women passers by. Murfs have also starred in popular movies such as Murphy Twitching and Mr.Bean's Holiday.

MURF

by Earl Penisburg February 18, 2011

Murf

a rotting male or female reproductive organ

you stupid murf, your're such a murf,you little murf

by Ethan B. June 23, 2007

dirty murf

a short abbreviation given to Murfreesboro, TN by the locals

"Mary, I didn't know you were from the dirty murf!"

by Mary Hollis May 28, 2007

murf

murf is a moron and someone that doesnt think before they speak, retard

see murf definition? da da dah

by ptman22 July 21, 2006

murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 26, 2004