A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.
'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'
by Azgorath January 21, 2012
Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.
"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
by huck & shred November 28, 2013
I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.
Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.
Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.
by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 14, 2021
Paul momentarily wished he had a Minnesota Missile.
by DDHAN55118 November 09, 2008
by mj_oblio February 29, 2004
A futuristic weapon of mass destruction that was last seen on iron man. Similar to that of a cluster bomb except way more powerful.
by Jericho5216556 April 07, 2009
Knocking out your opponent with a right hook overtop the incoming left. Causing the opponent to spin into the air and land facing the opposite direction facedown.
Usually followed up by standing over your opponent once he's down and preparing a final strike but backing off once you realize he's out. This method of restraining is opposite that of the Henderson Hammer.
Usually followed up by standing over your opponent once he's down and preparing a final strike but backing off once you realize he's out. This method of restraining is opposite that of the Henderson Hammer.
Did you see that? Marquardt just dropped him. He was completely in the air. That was like the Marquardt Missile.
by Josh "The Canadian" Rivers September 05, 2009