Monday

the day where you are most likely to die.

mom: come on son your gonna be late for school
son: i dont care. wake me up when it's saturday
mom: come on son its Monday ok. you cant be late for your first day of school
son: 🙄

by A RANDOM PERSON HASHTAG OOF August 13, 2019

Monday

Monday. The worst day EVER! Like if you agree

Me: Its Monday tommorow
Friend: Bruh..
Me: I know

by Lil.Pandad August 21, 2019

Monday

An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.

I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.

by Keebord October 05, 2010

Monday

A man who always gets off early during sex. Why? Because "Monday always comes too soon".

Rick's a great boyfriend, but sadly he's a Monday in bed.

by Scrambly March 17, 2017

Monday

a person of African-American desent

Oh, look. There's a Monday sitting over there!

by UDlover1129 July 03, 2010

Mondays

The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"

You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!

by Terence June 17, 2003

Mondays

A code word for a group of people that are nearby that the speaker would like to talk trash about.

The group is usually predefined or obvious.

Walking into a group of annoying freshmen
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general

by Brianurlacher March 15, 2008